Christmas Tree or Holiday Tree?
Every year about this time there is a discussion about whether we should call it a Holiday Tree or a Christmas Tree. John the Plant Man not only has an opinion but also a defense for that opinion. Read on…
I guess it doesn’t matter if someone wants to call it a Holiday Tree, but it does make me wonder about their understanding of word meaning and logic. I might even worry about their intelligence, but not to a great extent.. For myself, I choose to refer to it as a “Christmas Tree”. In this debate, I am however, more concerned about the abuse that we heap on semantics and the English language
For example, you have heard the age old question: “If a tree falls in the forest, and no one hears it, does it make a sound?”
The answer is different than expected. It depends on the definition of the word “sound”. If the definition of the word “sound” requires a sonic disturbance as well as a receiver, then it doesn’t make a sound. If the definition requires only a sonic disturbance, then it does, indeed, make a sound.
Definitions answer many questions.
It follows, therefore, that the tree decorated for the holiday observed on December 25 every year should be called a “Christmas Tree.” It’s as simple as that. Of course, it has to be decorated for Christmas to be a Christmas tree. Otherwise, it would be a fir tree or a pine tree or a plastic tree, etc.
The definition in the Merriam Webster dictionary appears as:
“n A tree, usually evergreen, decorated at Christmas time”
You have probably heard of a “Yule log”
This is defined as “a large log formerly put on the hearth on Christmas Eve as a foundation for the fire.”
That’s what that particular item is. It is a yule log. That is its name by definition. We wouldn’t call it a “holiday log.” Heck, Mike, a log is a log.
President Lincoln was once talking with a farmer about whether or not to call a territory a state.
Mr. Lincoln asked the farmer: “Sir, how many legs does the cow have?”
The farmer knew the answer: “Why, Mr. President, the cow has four legs.”
Mr. Lincoln then asked: “And if we call the cow’s tail a leg, then how many?”
“Why” answered the farmer: “Then the cow would have five legs.”
“That, sir is where you’re wrong” replied the president.
“Merely calling the tail a leg doesn’t make it one.”
So, taking all religious arguments out of the question (just to level the playing field):
A tree, usually evergreen, decorated for the Christmas season is defined as a “Christmas tree”
You may call it anything else
You may call it a “holiday tree”
But that doesn’t make it one.
Here are the choices, side by side:
Now what will you call a tree that is decorated for Christmas?
A Christmas tree, a holiday tree, or a fir tree, or a pine tree, or a plastic tree ?
Join the discussion, leave a comment
John P. Schulz
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